Boobies ooolala and Jokes of the Day

So I decided I needed to get a new bra. Not my usual type of bra that pushes them sisters back up under my neck and adds a cup size while they are at itĀ  and not the normal black or white pushup bras i usually go for.

Nope this time i went respectable. I serched VS high and low and found the perfect bra and fit to go with my new business clothing purches…then i went home and ordered it on line in just the color and size i wanted.

why not buy it in the store you ask? two words semiannual sale….

which reads like this….teenyboppers and boyfriends along for the show shoveling through every item in the store leaving it lookin like it got bombed.

hence the try on and run. So i order myself a lovely nude bra and no line showing thongĀ  pantie item and at this point im thinking well okay its not the slutty black one i really wanted and its reallly not the corset that i had my eye on…but for the office it will do very nicely.so I wait a week and whoohoooo! its in my mail box.

i run inside to try it on real fast and i love it…a little bit of lift, wont show under white, no problems with clingy clothing…over all they make the girls look respectable.

After taking the bra off Noah comes over and points at my chest then at the bra and says *boobies* with his excited voice.

followed by *i wear* sokay for fun i fit him up for it……

mind you while im doing this im lauffing my ass off , as he keeps saying boobies and grabbing the bra cups. The he runs from one side of the house to the other screaming boobies over and over and groping my very expensive vs bras cups.

after the second time he chest bupped the wall with my bra i had to snag it back.

he wasnt happy……his boobies yelling went from gleeful to mournful….so i told him he has his own boobies and he doesnt even need a bra for them….

that didnt cheer him up much so i told him he could have my old white one with the gel in it ;) that way he can feel like hes grabbing something interesting when hes gots it on =P

so my new lovely vs bra got a damn good workout on its first day and it wasnt even from me……although……

when i got it off him it still looked fantastic, all the straps attached and shit so yay for vs quality!

peace

ps check out my joke of the day! will add a new one every day so check back =D

also my time stamp is broke coz no way in hell i be up at 2 something in the am

1 Comment »

  1. Chris Said:

    Hey, this will come in handy when he is a surly teenager, not wanting to help around the house. What? Parents aren’t above blackmail :)

    Funny post!


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